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Meet Miley, Queen of Leisure

Miley, a retired twelve-year-old Doggie Detective, enjoys napping and walking while guarding her home. She playfully barks at Amazon drivers and occasionally consults on cases, all while looking fabulous.
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Meet Domino!

Domino, a standard black poodle, lives a double life as a family dog by day and a charismatic bass player in an 1980s cover band by night, captivating fans with his big hair and charm.

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Free Peg. And Her Phone

The HopNews editorial board strongly believes that Peg and her phone should be free, emphasizing their commitment to justice and community accountability. While details of the situation are withheld for legal reasons, the board will monitor developments closely. Transparency remains a core value as they advocate for Peg's case.
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Meet Miss Pickle!

Hopkinton's Pickle, a playful dachshund/beagle/pug mix, excels as a kitchen assistant, dreaming of becoming a sous chef.
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Happy Festivus! A Satirical Take on Holiday Stress

If December makes you feel like you’re trapped in a snow globe full of...
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BREAKING: Drifty Flees North Basin in Dramatic Getaway

BREAKING: Drifty flees North Basin after a week, marking the most comedic jailbreak in Lake Maspenock history.
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Have You Met Drifty?

Meet Driftwood, the mysterious tree stump on Lake Maspenock that has captured the hearts of the residents. Discover his adventurous journey.
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The 2025 Virtual Horribles Parade

Join the fun of The 2025 Horribles Parade. Virtually celebrate by sending in your photos for the July 4th event!
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Windy in May?

Despite the expert data saying otherwise, it really seems more like March than May in Hopkinton this Spring.
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The HopkinToon: Budget Season Angst

Buff Spencer is looking for balance in the town budget
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Hopkintoon: Character Conservation

Take a moment to applaud a couple of Hopkintons best ideas for supporting our quality of life
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Hopkintoon: Has Anyone Seen the Zoning Compliance Officer?

Buff Spencer submits a commentary on zoning, questionable house parties, and disappearing yard signs.
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The HopkinToon: When Will Hopkinton’s “BIG DIG” End? Please tell me we’re almost done? P.S. Happy Thanksgiving.

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HHS Students Uncover “Secret Soiree”, Sparking Whispers and Wardrobe Questions

In a shocking twist, a group of Hopkinton High students stumbled upon a "swingers party" while searching for lost AirPods. With nearly 100 guests, private security, and color-coded rooms, the event was the talk of the town. Who knew suburban life could be so spicy? Hopkinton's no longer just about bake sales!
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Steve Uliss 2nd Annual BBQ & Birdies Golf Tournament

Great Golf | Great Fun | Great Food | Great Cause | What's Not...
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Celebrating the Life of Phyllis Hill: A Tribute to Family and Love

Phyllis A. Hill, 94, passed away on April 23, 2026, surrounded by family. She was a devoted mother and grandmother, cherished for her warm home and love of family gatherings.
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Finisher’s Story: Boston Marathon & Lake Maspenock

Andrew Racca finished the Boston Marathon while raising funds for the Lake Maspenock Preservation Association, reflecting a personal connection. Despite experiencing difficulties, particularly near Heartbreak Hill, he described the race as the most enjoyable of his life. Post-race, Racca celebrated with family and is eager to participate in future marathons.
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Meet Chewie and Kobie: The Boxer Duo

Meet Chewy and Kobe, the entertaining boxer brothers of Lake Maspenock. Chewy, a playful 6-year-old, adores mentoring 1-year-old Kobe, creating joyous paddleboarding and snuggling adventures together.

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